Showing posts with label Humorous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humorous. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

•.¸,¤°´ Release Blitz & Giveaway ~ Too Hot To Handle by Susan Arden `°¤,¸.•

 
 

 
Title: Too Hot To Handle
Series: Bad Boys (Zero to 60) #10 

Author: Susan Arden
Genre: Military Western Romance/Erotica Humorous
Release Date: January 12, 2016



Blurb

A wedding. An airport.
A girl on the run.
And a Marine in need of salvation.
 
Margo Santero

Riding in a rodeo with a pack of adrenaline-hyped cowboys isn't what it was cracked up to be. When my mom died, I found out the hard way everyone has a price. And trust is a commodity. This isn't the life I envisioned, but neither is the demented offer my step-uncle tosses my way. With a sick threat, he ups the ante, forcing me to bolt. One day I'll fix Axel for good. For now, I've gotta a run.

Rod McLemore

She stormed into my life. A beautiful hurricane with dark secrets, blinding curves, and a smart-mouth I should kiss into submission. She's on the run and needs my help. Not that she listens. But if it’s the last thing I do, I’m going to make her mine. Even if it means I have to lie, cheat, deal with her horse from hell... Or get out my M9. Won't be the first time I’ve pulled the trigger.

STORM WARNING: This is a seismic erotic romance, detailing a barely-legal runaway and a dirty-talking McLemore. If a fiercely protective aka alpha-male cowboy lights your fire, then you've come to the right ranch.

IT'S HOT.
IT'S DIRTY.
ZERO TO 60
SEX UP AGAINST A WALL AND SOME.


If you can't stand the heat, better not come near this nuclear fusion Western, 'cause baby you will get burnt!





Purchase Links

AMAZON US / UK

Author earnings from the sales for January 2016, will be donated to the amazing Semper Fi Fund, which helps wounded US Marines.

Too Hot To Handle, Book #10
also includes the prequel Never Say Never


Title: Never Say Never
Prequel for Too Hot To Handle
Series: Bad Boys (Zero to 60) #9
86-page prequel released Jan 5, 2016



Purchase Links

AMAZON US / UK



Excerpt

Pulling away from my mouth, she gazed at me, her pupils fully dilated. “I’m ready to come. Are you?”

“Margo,” I grunted, taking hold of her hands. I wanted to kiss every inch of her skin. “I’m going to take my time with you. Suck on your clit until you soak my mouth.”

“Let’s go somewhere. Anywhere.” She piloted my hands down between her thighs. “Fuck me. So hard you bruise me. Fuck me everywhere,” she begged. “So rough it hurts. Really. Hurts. Can you?”

“Yeah.” I captured her wrists.

We stared at each other. She asked me to hurt her. Something I’d never delivered to another woman, but with her everything was different. Margo unlocked a side of me that demanded I mark her. Even if it meant she’d experience pain mixed with pleasure. I got what she was after—I hungered to give her that and more, but not in my truck. We’d need hours…days. And a plan.

“Please,” she whimpered, her breath sweet against my mouth.

“Not here. The next time we fuck, I want you in my bed. Open and submitting to me. Baby, I’ll give you what you need. So much, you’re going to surrender completely to me. Or not at all.”

 
IF YOU LIKE YOUR ROMANCE SO HOT
IT SMOLDERS, then you've come to the right ranch.
This girl wants it hard.
This man isn't going to let her get away.
AND TOGETHER THEY'RE TNT.






Also Available

BAD BOY SERIES

#1 Tempted by Trouble
#2 Twice Tempted
#3 Stephen McLemore – The Cowboy Rode a Harley
#4 Girls’ Night Out
#5 Brandon McLemore – Leather and Lace
#6 Collared by the Cowboy
#7 Rory McLemore – Breaking the Bad Boy
#8 Catch Y.O.U. 4 Xmas

AMAZON SERIES LINK

 

Author Bio
 


After packing up and moving to Nashville, Susan married the man standing behind her at Starbucks. Her husband is an incredible guy who puts up with a fly-by-the-seat zany wife. Together, they support several charity organizations including RAINN.org, Diversity In Books, and a robotics program for children.

Susan loves comedy in all forms. And music—anything dance-able. You'll find her singing and dancing if she's in the kitchen and cooking. And speaking of things that sizzle, if romance starring a dirty-talkin’ sexy cowboy ignites your fire, then stay in touch via Susan's RED-HOT ROMANCE newsletter. Sign up for freebies, releases, and bad boy news!



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Friday, June 5, 2015

♥.¸¸.*´`*♥ Release Blitz & Giveaway ~ Coming Out by Lila Rose ♥*´`*.¸¸.♥




Title: Coming Out
Author: Lila Rose
Series: Hawks MC Series, Book 4.5
Genre: Fiction/Humorous/Romance/Erotica 
Cover Designer: Louisa at LM Creations  
Release Date: June 4, 2015


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Living a lie, Matthew ‘Mattie’ Alexander is exhausted. It’s not easy to keep up the pretence, the deceit, but it’s safer. Coming out to a world who so easily hate takes a courage he’s yet to find, so he pretends – pretends to be into women – pretends to love being a part of the university’s football team. It keeps him safe, hidden. 

Until he meets Julian.

From the moment they first meet, Mattie knows life is about to change. He’s yet to determine if it is for the better or worse. 

Living life through laughter, Julian is lonely. Without the jokes, the humour, he would be living on the edge of depression. Succumbing to his controlling father’s demands, Julian finds no joy in the path laid out before him. 

Until he meets Mattie.

As soon as they cross paths, Mattie has the power to drive Julian’s man parts crazy with lust. But can lust be enough to help Mattie out of the closet, and guide Julian into a happier place? 

Limits will be pushed. Rules will be broken. But it’s only together, that they will have the strength to overpower fear, fear of themselves and fear of others. Just how far are they willing to go in the aim of coming out?



 

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Once Mattie turned his glacial glare back to me, I demanded, “What are you doing?”

His head jutted back. “What do you mean?”

Melissa stood beside me. I glanced at her to see she was smiling as she said, “He means, why did you interrupt their little…tomfoolery?”

He opened his mouth, closed it, only to open it again to say, “He shouldn’t want to…get with married men.”

“Why do you care what I do?”
He blanched, took a step back and closed his eyes. Once he took a deep breath, he opened them, his eyes warmer. “I shouldn’t,” he uttered.

He shouldn’t what? Care?

My heart thumped, smiled and screamed: he cared.

Why?
The man in front of me confused me more than men who wore sandals and socks together.







Other Books in the Series

Holding Out

Hawks MC Series, Book 1

Available HERE



Climbing Out

Hawks MC Series, Book 2

Available HERE



Finding Out

Hawks MC Series, Book 2.5


Available HERE



Black Out

Hawks MC Series, Book 3

Available HERE



No Way Out

Hawks MC Series, Book 4

 
Available HERE





 
Lila Rose has moved about Australia a lot of her life. Currently, she lives in country Victoria Australia with her husband and two children. 

Lila is addicted to coffee, chocolate and reading.

She also loves to write humorous romance. For all novels that come from her weird brain, check out her website!